Found porn: Paradiso Mexican Restaurant – Bismarck, ND
I came across this bronze statue after a Wednesday night group ride. Dale pointed it out as we passed the hostess booth heading to the bar for free chips and salsa. I believe the hostess was in denial. I was immediately offended (yet immensely entertained and feeling somewhat dirty). I felt sorry for bronze statues everywhere. This is why parks in America have bad raps.
Paradiso Mexican Restaurant is a family establishment. Had it been somewhere in the back of the bar I could have understood, but it wasn’t. It was in the main entrance. You can’t tell me management hasn’t noticed this before. In the upper left of the picture you can see the bar stools. Oddly enough, it’s easy to see the little boy’s perverted excitement from that perspective. So maybe it is meant for the bar crowd. I know I sure laughed harder after a couple Long Island Iced Teas.
Paradiso, please do the right thing. Keep this wonderful example of found porn in plain sight for everyone to enjoy, even for the kiddies, despite it’s obvious negative psychological impact.
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I thought about getting a closer pic of his face but didn’t get around to it. I’ll have to get one taken this Wednesday!
This was not a sculpture of innocence. I was there. I saw it. The artist may as well have bronzed Ron Jeremy and Linda Lovelace. Filthy creation!
Adorable! that is all I can say… but I wish you had a closer pic of his face!
Leave it to you to find perversion in the most innocent of acts… It is clear that this little boy didn’t have the arm strength to hold the other child up high enough to get a drink, and being an innovative young man, he simply used the tools at his disposal to get the job done. If there is a hook on the wall, do you not hang your coat on it?
You are sick… sick I tell you!
And if he happens to get some sort of pleasure from this, it most likely stems from what can only be assumed to be his sister getting a much needed thirst quenching, and not from any other avenue of perversion that you happen to call home.
In other news… check your gmail account dammit.
ya, leave it 2 u Jayme!!!! If it were my restaurant, I’d put it there too to draw people in like u!!!! I’m still looking for a husband! lol
Ron Jeremy and Linda Lovelace? That is absurd… I am sure she is more than tall enough to drink from the fountain.
Classic.. Can I put that in my front lawn? its like the cereal KIX Kid tested Mother approved!
Well spotted!! Everyone needs a helping “hand”, one time or the other.
J
You are too much!
A close up of the boy’s face would definitely resolve this issue for everyone.
I was an only child for 16 years but I have heard of some unique relationships between a brother and sister.
F.Y.I. I’m in the intermediate Salsa class, wish you were here! I’m feeling very inadequate.
Wishing you the best.
what the HELL did you do to your site? Looks like it got attacked by a fury of rainbows…