Found porn: Grand Theatre – Bismarck, ND

Egyptian hardonI had just spent a pleasant evening with Pa watching 3:10 to Yuma at the Grand Theatre (spelling intentional) in north Bismarck, ND when I stumbled upon this wonderful example of found porn.

From the front absolutely nothing looks out of place or unusual, but change perspectives and PRESTO! Found porn! I literally gasped at my good luck. I don’t think any of the other movie goers saw what I did, as they continued around me with inquisitive looks as to why I was taking a picture of this statue. If they’d only seen the evil grin on my face, maybe they could have guessed.

It takes a keen, albeit perverted, eye to find porn in the most public of places. Rest assured I’m always on the lookout.

ShareThis

Posted September 22nd, 2007 in Found porn, Image, Multimedia, WTF?! | 3 comments

3 Responses to “Found porn: Grand Theatre – Bismarck, ND”

  1. JJ says:
    October 25, 2007 at 9:09 am

    Bismarck sure has a lot of found porn… never noticed that before… of course I’m probably not as perverted as you are! haha

    Reply
  2. Alicia says:
    October 25, 2007 at 10:02 am

    Damn boy, you’ve been away from the world for too long… what is it, 3 weeks now? Leave it to a Marine – funny stuff!

    Reply
  3. LJ says:
    November 2, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    ahhhhhahaha that’s grrrrreat!

    Reply

Leave a Reply
The author.Born in the year of the Dragon, the author grudgingly accepts the fact he has too many interests and not enough time. A cyclist as long as he can remember, an avid yet inconsistent writer since age eleven, and a U.S. Marine since age twenty-one, the author also adds computers, snowboarding, and motorcycles to his list of interests. Incidentally, he is aware of his inability to make a living from any but the Corps. The author accepts this as fact and remains optimistic. Feel free to drop him a line.

  • Jayme on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: Drill Sergeants sound terrible! It sounds like Army training was too tough for you. Have…
  • Mr Mayhem on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: Drill Sergeants are the scum of the earth, along with the officers who give them…
  • Jayme on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: Huh?…
  • Mike on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: Perfect. I take what I want, and leave what I don’t want, to each…
  • SeanD on Confused Marine debuts hybrid service uniform: And btw i was amoc 18 like 8 years ago….
  • SeanD on Confused Marine debuts hybrid service uniform: I thinknits bullshit about receiving bad advice. All throught bootcamp what is it?… MODS or…
  • SeanD on Recruit survival guide (politically correct remix): Ppl seem to forget what Marines do, they would like. Hats to train recruits to…
  • Kaylee on A mother’s PostSecret: There’s always another way to interpret something. One’s interpretation is an opinion, not a fact….
  • Jayme on A mother’s PostSecret: In your words, it makes perfect sense. But they aren’t HER words. Her words are…
  • Kaylee on A mother’s PostSecret: Maybe she’s just scared to lose him. I have several very close friends that joined…
  • Jayme on Better off a memory: Yes, it is. What was haunting? The visit? Your memory of this? The story?…
  • Your goddaughter on Better off a memory: Is this when you gave me that blue dolphin necklace? This…this haunts me….
  • Jayme on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: I’m glad SOMEBODY can relate. I was a bit miffed when leaving DI duty. At…
  • Adda on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: Jayme, Spot-on! This must be the 6th time I’ve read this and my reaction…
  • Jayme on 5 things men want women to know: For the record, I’m a closet Danielle Steele fan. Read a lot of her books…
  • Brittany on 5 things men want women to know: It’s nice to see a man’s perspective on relationships as so many articles are written…
  • Jayme on 2009 Eastern Division [rifle and pistol] Matches results: What’s so special about that score in particular? Contact the range where the matches were…
  • Percival on 2009 Eastern Division [rifle and pistol] Matches results: Hey how can i get the scoring roster from a 2009 Far east division championships…
  • Jayme on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: Plenty of good stuff. None of it comes to mind right now though….
  • John on Drill Instructor duty, Parris Island: A retrospective: I mean damn. Is there anything good about leaving to go the drill field? I’ve…