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Found porn: Century High School cafeteria – Bismarck, ND
17 Jan 2008 | 2 Comments | Continue reading »
While waiting for my niece to register for the semester’s classes, I spotted this anti-smoking sign in the school cafeteria. Upon closer review, I realized the entire ad was adorned in miniature nut sacks! And not just any nut sacks, but musicians, artists, and sportsmen! Who in the hell is this campaign targeting?
Found porn: I-94, Exit 88 – Michigan
26 Sep 2007 | 7 Comments | Continue reading »
On the drive (from North Dakota) through Michigan to South Carolina, I barely snapped a picture of this exit sign as I zipped past doing just under eighty miles per hour. Had I known Climax was so close, I would have slowed down. Honest, that kind of thing never happened to me before.
Found porn: Grand Theatre – Bismarck, ND
22 Sep 2007 | 3 Comments | Continue reading »
I had just spent a pleasant evening with Pa watching 3:10 to Yuma at the Grand Theatre (spelling intentional) in north Bismarck, ND when I stumbled upon this wonderful example of found porn. From the front absolutely nothing looks out of place or unusual, but change perspectives and PRESTO! Found porn! I literally gasped at [...]
Found porn: Paradiso Mexican Restaurant – Bismarck, ND
12 Sep 2007 | 10 Comments | Continue reading »
I came across this bronze statue after a Wednesday night group ride. Dale pointed it out as we passed the hostess booth heading to the bar for free chips and salsa. I believe the hostess was in denial. I was immediately offended (yet immensely entertained and feeling somewhat dirty). I felt sorry for bronze statues [...]
Found porn: Camp Delmar PX – Camp Pendleton, CA
3 Jul 2007 | One Comment | Continue reading »
The shear odds of catching found porn like this, on a Marine Corps base nonetheless, are astronomical. You see, since 2001 when I MEF moved to Camp Delmar, there’s been more brass running around than PFCs. And, predictably at 1030 every morning, officers flock to the PX for extended lunch breaks. How could this sign [...]
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Born in the year of the Dragon, the author grudgingly accepts the fact he has too many interests and not enough time. A cyclist as long as he can remember, an avid yet inconsistent writer since age eleven, and a U.S. Marine since age twenty-one, the author also adds computers, snowboarding, and motorcycles to his list of interests. Incidentally, he is aware of his inability to make a living from any but the Corps. The author accepts this as fact and remains optimistic. Feel free to drop him a line.
